Good evening, Fandom High! It's a slow news day, so this'll be quick. Which is a good thing, because I've got some really bad movies to watch on Syfy tonight.

DORMS/CAMP

Jak hung out in his dorm room and boogied to some music, if by "boogie" you mean "twitched slightly." Back at the camp, Alex Karev smoked around the main firepit. Rose bummed ( Read more... )

Gooooooood evening Fandom High! Sorry I missed last week, but I somehow got myself turned into a duck, so I was feeling a little down.

*Rimshot*

...I love it when the squirrels help me out with sound effects.

( On with the show. )

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening, Fandom High! It's Saturday night, and you know what that means. Yes, it's time for your Saturday Night Demon, bringing you all the news the squirrels see fit to gather. Fair warning, I might be a weeeeee bit drunk. Those tiny bottles the squirrels have, they add up. And they can mix some ( Read more... )

So it's time for fresh young minds to be bruised and battered as they learn about Fandom and all its quirks. Let's help them along now, shall we? For those of you who don't know, this is your Saturday Night Demon, Drake, bringing you all the news and gossip of the day. Mind you, these notes are all brought to me by drunken squirrels, so if they ( Read more... )

The radio broadcast began with...Drake singing.

I woke up this morning ( Read more... )

DRAKE: Good evening, Fandom! For a few minutes here I was thinking my past had caught up with me and the island had been invaded by all the children of all the women I've loved before, but as it turns out, they're all you! And you're adorable. So I rounded up some help for tonight. Sound off, kiddies, and tell everyone who's bringing them the ( Read more... )

Hey, Fandom! Do not be alarmed. Do not adjust your dials. It's still Tuesday night, but you've got me bringing you the news, sadly without my wee tiny helpers. And Porthos is totally a great name.

( Tuesday Night Demon doesn't have the same ring to it as Saturday.... )

DRAKE: All right, kiddo. You get to do the radio with daddy tonight. And....you brought friends ( Read more... )

Evenin', Fandom! Seems like half the island is on vacation because wow, the notes are short.

DORMS

Didi's still around, because she was watching a teen soap opera and yelling at the screen. Bod heard the shouting and checked to make sure everything was OK, and Didi explained that the characters are morons. Bobby was happy to find out he's not ( Read more... )

Good evening, Fandom, it's your Saturday Night Demon, back from taste testing oysters up the coast. I'm in the mood for looooooooooooove, but everyone's fighting monsters.

( Oh well, on with the news. )